Total Players: 0
Turns: 10 turns every 5 minutes
Total Sectors: 855
Reset Date: Not Scheduled
City: Toronto
Country: Canada
Sex: Male
Age: 33
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
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Player average from 2 completed games. | |
| AVG Score: 64,521,281 | AVG Avg Defense: 0 |
| AVG Rating: Good | AVG Kills: 22 |
| AVG Deaths: 24 | AVG Planet Captures: 479 |
| AVG Planets Lost: 219 | AVG Planets Built: 335 |
| AVG Planets Based: 139 | AVG Planets Destroyed: 204 |
| AVG Online Time: 8d 4h 22m | |
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Player totals from 2 completed games. | |
| Total Score: 129,042,562 | |
| Total Rating: Good | Total Kills: 44 |
| Total Deaths: 48 | Total Planet Captures: 958 |
| Total Planets Lost: 438 | Total Planets Built: 670 |
| Total Planets Based: 278 | Total Planets Destroyed: 407 |
| Total Online Time: 16d 8h 44m | |
| Server AAtrade Main .30 Version: 0.30 Game Ended Player Alias | Score: 50,658,239 Turns Used: 172,094 Rating: Neutral Kills: 21 Kill Efficiency: 0 Deaths: 10 Planet Captures: 311 Planets Lost: 260 Planets Built: 403 Planets Based: 278 Planets Destroyed: 407 Avg Defense: 0 Total Online Time: 16d 8h 44m Pioneer's Lost: 0 Stealth's Lost: 1 Super Cargo's Lost: 0 Columbus's Lost: 1 Endeavour's Lost: 4 Razorback's Lost: 1 Voyager's Lost: 3 Excelsior's Lost: 0 Kabal Raider's Lost: 0 Battle Cruiser's Lost: 0 |
| Server Alien Assault Traders Fast Game Ended Player Alias | Score: 78,384,323 Turns Used: 185,532 Rating: Good Kills: 23 Kill Efficiency: 0 Deaths: 38 Planet Captures: 647 Planets Lost: 178 Planets Built: 267 Planets Based: 0 Planets Destroyed: 0 Avg Defense: 0 Total Online Time: 0d 0h 0m 4 11 2 8 1 11 |
[Nov 23, 2006 - 10:15 pm] PhirePhly: One heck of a player! loyal to the end and the defender of my 'backside' several times :)
[May 7, 2007 - 7:41 pm] A-Blitz: Good all around player and nice kid.
[Jun 9, 2007 - 8:07 pm] Valience: I've never been teamed with him in the Main, but I can still say with certainty that he's an excellent teammate.
[Mar 29, 2008 - 1:57 pm] Oakman: So when we gonna tear up main again?
[Apr 20, 2008 - 1:31 am] Oakman: I prefer the claymore (mines) and finish em off with a desert eagle (excelsior)
[Apr 20, 2008 - 1:37 am] Oakman: Make sure you flashbang (AR) before you go in tho
[Apr 20, 2008 - 1:38 am] Oakman: Did it ever occur to you that a heavy munitions ship look just like the head of a grav hammer?!? I smell copyright infringement!
[Apr 20, 2008 - 1:41 am] Oakman: Did it ever occur to you that voyagers and excelsiors look like vibrators?
[Apr 20, 2008 - 1:47 am] Oakman: Just as long as they don't move your bed
[Apr 20, 2008 - 1:48 am] Oakman: Philly in 4....series!
[Apr 20, 2008 - 1:49 am] Oakman: Your mom moved my bed around a few times...
[Apr 20, 2008 - 1:53 am] Oakman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8
[Apr 20, 2008 - 2:00 am] Oakman: Kari Byron+pickle+beer+electric shock+test tube+mentos+diet coke= I win
[Apr 20, 2008 - 1:56 pm] Oakman: Keeley Hazell
[Apr 20, 2008 - 1:56 pm] Oakman: 32 E