Rasti
State: Florida
Country: United States
Sex: Male
Age: 55
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Been 2 weeks since my last post. Bet a few of you were thinking ' I bet he feels sorry for saying that he hopes New Orleans Drowns', well, yes, I am sorry. Sorry that the other 20% DIDN'T flood. The Humanitatian, and Economic Crisis from this event was fortold in a plate of Spaghetti. If only the Flying Spaghetti Monster had sent his army of Pirate Midgits to sack the city while 'What me Worry' Boy was holding a press conference on how great and incompetent he is, then that would have been perfect.
Flashback: Last Year 3 hurricanes tore through here. Fema was on the ground and running in under 24 hours. They did such a good job thay paid Miami/Dade 26 MILLION dollars in grants, and the storms NEVER touched them, but it was an election year, so we understood why they did that (Politics is always Politics, and always Evil, no matter which side is up to bat.)
While meditating over a plate of linguini and Ragu, I had a vision revealed upon me. His noodly essence touched me and sprinkled glimpses of the future, much like a finely grated parmesan cheese. He has decided to reveal himself to us, for he has become unhappy with the followers of his firstborn, the Christians. His wrath will be varied, and farflung, much like the noodles of his being.
Rasti
'We must Dissent', For the Pastafarians
VTD6531
Entry Edited 2 times - Edited on Sep 10, 2005 - 7:47 pm
Post Date: Sep 10, 2005 - 7:45 pm
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